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"The conspiracy is detailed on
something like one zillion webpages, but nobody believes them!"
-- "Fletcher", Misery
Journey
The
Board does many things. Its current stated purpose is to fight against
evil, of course, but that hasn't always been its primary purpose. The
Old Board was founded to reflect the Goddess' curiosity about humanity,
and the sheer scope and funding of M-Div and Weird Science means the
Board continues to live up to this. The edge of the envelope of
knowledge, technology, and sanity is pushed further back every day, and
the Board is responsible for much of this.
It also performs, as
a happy side effect, one other service -- it siphons away powerful
forces of chaos and destruction and directs them exactly where they
will do the most good. This in and of itself lets a lot more ordinary
people sleep easy.
Containment is composed of people for whom
this "side effect" is actually the Board's most important function.
Officially, their mandate is to "keep a lid on things" -- this is most
famously ensuring that Board operations do not unduly harm or attract
the attention of mundanes, but it also covers more mundane situations
like keeping safety equipment well-maintained, and safely packing up
Interesting Material for storage or transport.
CLEANUP
DUTIES
Containment
believes very strongly in the Ounce of Prevention; most of their work
in keeping the Board unnoticed involves social engineering and
occasional bits of subtle memetic deployment to ensure that the wider
world doesn't even bother investigating them. An enormous body of lore
has accumulated over the centuries for this task, written in many
hands, but most of it is attributed to an anonymous "Man in Black."
Well, several, given the many different hands, but they made no effort
to distinguish themselves when speaking to posterity.
For
situations when the Pound Of Cure becomes necessary, more invasive
memetic and subliminal techniques are used. Knockout drugs and memory
erasers are an old standby, but have become progressively more
difficult to use without requiring coverups in their own right. When
such cases do become necessary, the victim's memories are left
mostly intact; the parts that remain tend to resonate pretty strongly
with the standard-brand conspiracy theory. As such, the leak does no
real damage, because Everybody Knows that such theories are only
believed by cranks and loons.
Three guesses as to just who encourages Everybody to Know this.
POLITICS
Containment's
influence has waxed and waned over the years; when the Board is highly
active in the world and the Director is security-conscious, unsmiling,
black-suited minions of Containment are a common sight throughout
Board-controlled areas. When it grows more introspective and keeps to
its mountain retreats and its the space stations, they're almost
invisible. When High Command is security-obsessed and the Board as a
whole is not, Containment has functioned as internal, or even as secret
police.
Containment's nominal power has been waning for some
time; many of their historical duties have been taken over by other
departments. FLEET Intelligence handles internal security affairs these
days, while day-to-day Boardie-herding is done by Operations. Their
sole remaining purpose is keeping the lid on and the inevitable blast
radii as small and as conveniently-positioned as possible.
That's
a pretty sizable task on its own these days, and as a result
Containment agents spend nearly all their time in the field,
reinforcing and evolving the social mores that keep the Board safely
unbelievable to the public.
Attrition due to the war against
Hell has caused the Board to interpret "the public" a bit more narrowly
than has been traditional for conspiracies in the past. Individuals
who, through resistance to social engineering, or through ability to
remain functional in the face of great evil and/or High Weirdness, are
quietly referred through channels for eventual recruitment instead of
being channeled through the normal cleanup/reinforcement process.
Some
of the older hands in Containment are uneasy about this; a fair number
of Boardies believe that the War can only fully become Armageddon if
the scope broadens too far, and such Boardies tend both to gravitate to
Containment and to think that wide recruitment is broadening the scope.
They also tend to be rather famously Less Than Happy with groups like
FLEET, or even your average trigger-happy newbie. That said, there is
a war on, and the forces of light really do
need all the help they can get. As a result, these Boardies are usually
assigned to Collateral Damage Minimization duty, and everyone wins.
Well, except for the poor Boardie (or poorer Sorcerer) who thought
tossing fireballs in Central Park would be a good move...
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