Green Science



    The name "Maximum Fun Chamber" may sound amusing to the uninitiated, but to any veteran of Green affairs it arouses pure fear. The code-name for the mind control centre at the heart of the family's ambitions, what little is known of the horrors therin suggests Hazel's dream of mental domination is all too attainable. The source of the name itself is obscure, although Board investigation (read: one agent snuck out of the last New Years' party pretending to be drunk) has revealed the Green library does contain a complete set of Paranoia editions.

What is known about the clinical nightmare below the Green mansion is mostly from the supplies it orders — vast quantities of nerve toxins, amphetamines, and behaviour-modification drugs. Small quantities of carbon fibre and several electron microscopes suggest work on nanotechnology as well as drugs. Power consumption is apparently massive, with on-site generators supporting industrial landlines more suited to a steel mill. The few witness reports and rumours corroborate to describe a state-of-the-art medical centre where "patients" are sedated and given extensive drug treatments under some form of encephalographic helmet. A full lobotomy suite is on hand to clean up afterwards.

Her warped masterpiece aside, Hazel Green also controls extensive mundane research labs. The family hold a number of military contracts for high-tech equipment, ranging from fighter jets to night-vision goggles, and quietly disseminate some of it for their own use. It is a brave pilot who approaches a Green corporate jet, and her personal guards and mansion security system use defensive and early-warning systems that would not disgrace a missile silo. A tiny trickle of Board ultratech is also beginning to make its presence felt, as the low-end computers leased to the Greens begin to take control of the systems from human (and thus bribable, and highly-paid) hands.

By any conventional standard, the Greens are highly advanced — dangerously so. The "holy grail" of a one-dose mind control pill is, thankfully, still beyond them...but not for want of trying.