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Put several thousand warped minds in
one place, wire up said minds to the innermost mysteries of the
universe, and what's the first thing they're gonna do? The answer, and
the Boardies know 'cos many of them were there at the time, is build
Doomsday Devices. And while Weird Science aren't all doomsday-oriented
these days, they do specialise in the kind of Big Science that comes
with cyclotrons, big crackling tesla coils, bubbling test tubes...and,
sooner or later, the words "She's gonna blow!"
Masters of volatile genius,
experts in creative
improvisation, and with a love of anything that can be made to produce
vast amounts of energy, it isn't a product of these labs if it doesn't
have the word "reactor" in there somewhere - although occasionally a
fad for chemical power cells or antimatter batteries rears its head. Or
rears a head, since there are biologists in there too. The WS annexes
aboard the Funky Horror sport
some of the heaviest bulkheads aboard, and they see regular testing
whenever some bright spark decides the best way to make a cranky
experiment work is to simply add more power.
Silliness aside (although most WS personnel prefer to
think of it as their Great Works), Weird Science had its beginnings
with the industrial revolution and mankind's creation of tools far more
powerful than himself. Not willing to be outdone, many Boardies
immediately raced to put scientific principles to good use...only to be
laughed at by their weirder contemporaries, most of whom could outdo
even the most bizarre contraption with ease. For many years, "Big
Science" was simply considered BS, much to the chagrin of the Boardies
who specialised in it.
And then along came the Adversary, who viewed weird
superpowers as just so many rabbits out of hats, and the ranks of Weird
Science's detractors were rather abruptly thinned...and shortly
thereafter followed FLEET, who were quite willing to tolerate 99 insane
ideas to get the occasional work of sheer genius, and spread this
attitude among the Boardies they trained. Vindication bred enthusiasm,
and enthusiasm has bred...quite a lot of things, really, but the
biology labs have remained remarkably intact. Probably because they're
built out of the same stuff as the physics labs.
Gleefully happy to be left alone with their work, unless
they've decided it's time to unleash a prototype on the evils of the
world, Weird Scientists warm the cockles of many Boardies' hearts.
After all, they're having fun, they get all the tesla coils they could
ever want, they regularly blow stuff up (or cover it in carnivorous
paperclips, turn it inside-out, etc etc), and...most
importantly...they're on our side.
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